By becoming a patron of Fat Guy, Jacked Guy, you receive weekly bonus content, merch (depending on your tier), the ability to berate us for our insolence, access to our banking information, social security numbers, copies of our passports, and keys to our homes. You'll also help two teachers afford their addictions to fancy jewelry, coffee, gambling, faberge eggs, and vintage tuxedo jackets.

 

But seriously, our patrons will help us create more quality work and GOOFS. We'll use funds to buy better equipment, create and distribute merch, and compensate guests (and OURSELVES) for labor.